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Grad Student. Nerd. Cat lover. Traveler.
yo a couple weeks ago i made this delicious nightmare because my sister was sad and we haven’t had this in years. we had a recipe somewhere but i was too lazy to find it, which ended up not mattering because this is so easy even i can remember how to do it. and in case you haven’t guessed, it’s called Graveyard.
WHAT YOU NEED:
a box of jello chocolate pudding mix (either one big box or two lil ones—enough that you’ll need 3 cups of milk to make it)
a tub of cool whip
a package of oreos
WHAT TO DO:
do as the pudding box tells you and add milk to the pudding mix to get pudding. once that’s done, mix in most of the cool whip until it’s more fluffy than gloopy. (idk an exact measurement, just make sure you leave a little bit of cool whip to spare so you can spoon out some ghosts.) (side note: pudding + cool whip = basically mousse.)
chuck all the oreos into a gallon-sized baggie and crush them with all the force of your hatred for the patriarchy. use your fists or a rolling pin and crush it till it looks like dirt. i recommend NOT using double stuf for this recipe because the extra stuf gets stuck to the sides of the bag and makes it harder to crush the cookies.
mix half of the crushed oreos in with your moussey pudding stuff and slather it into a large dish. poke some gummy worms down there to feast on the imaginary corpses of your graveyard. (though, now that i’m writing this, i guess you could use sweettarts skulls and bones candies if you don’t want your corpses to be so imaginary.)
the other half of the oreos are topsoil, so put ‘em on top. add more worms, and strategically place milanos throughout the yard for gravestones. use remaining cool whip to dollop out some unrestful spirits of the night. you can also buy little candy pumpkins and drop those down if you want, too.
personally i didn’t have any special decorating frosting or whatever, so i used chocolate syrup and toothpicks to write “RIP,” “BOO,” and “WORM FOOD” on the gravestones. i also drew a skull on one of them. then i stuck teeny chocolate chips in the ghosts to give them eyes.
voila! now celebrate the first of halloween and go eat an entire graveyard.